Dying in the petrol queue, By Niyi Osundare

January 3, 2023 
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Dying in the petrol queue, By Niyi Osundare


       Nigeria: a Giant crawling like a wingless ant   

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I spent this year’s Christmas
     At a petro station
Some two miles from my NEPA-less* home
     And immeasurable distance from sanity

The manger was dark
     When the Wise Men arrived
Pious Joseph had no fuel
     To power the idle generator

Hood-to-boot ahead of my own
     Were over a hundred cars in motionless  misery
Behind, in a grotesque sprawl round a bend
     Was a multitude of metal I dared not count

The “Subsidy” Saga was in the air again
     As it did last season and the seasons before
“Appropriate Pricing”, “Landing Costs”,
     “Loading Fees”, and allied jargon

Usurped front pages of the national tabloid

     Government megaphones blared

In the first two days, then went satanically silent

     The people were left to argue it out


With absent Station Managers whose harvest

     Increased with every hike in the hitch

Christmas came and went, but not the snaky line

     Which bit every nerve of the hungry, angry folks

And the nation’s government was blissfully AWOL

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Boxing day arrived

     The line grew longer, the tempers shorter

Some boxing did occur, with broken noses

     And dented hoods in the ringless arena


The Station Manager spied the fight

     From behind the curtain, picked up his bulging bag

And vanished through the back door.

     He would never touch the treasure in his underground tank


Until the selling price had hit the sky

     Let moralists preach till they lose their lungs

“Eat or be eaten”: our nation has a noble motto;

     The hottest part of Hell is the logical terminus

Of the straight and narrow way……..

     Dusk darkened into night

Noon’s harmattan heat dived into dusty cold

     Stubborn odor hanged heavy from unwashed bodies


Petrol lines loomed longer than the longest lanes

     Bread prices soared in the marketplace

The sick screamed a desperate prayer 

     To the god of early grave


Blindly led, corruption-corroded,

     Nigeria sits on top of a sea of oil

With hardly a drop to power its engine

     A giant crawling like a wingless ant

And the nation’s government was blissfully AWOL


Niyi Osundare, one of Africa’s foremost poets and academics, is Emeritus Distinguished Professor of English, University of New Orleans. 

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